Updated September 2026
Quick Answer: The funniest dentist tweets are the relatable ones: lying about flossing, trying to chat with a mouth full of instruments, and dreading the 6-month checkup. Dental practices can reshare them on X or turn them into Instagram and Facebook graphics to show personality and spark comments and shares. Keep it light, credit the original poster, and never joke about a real patient.
They say laughter is the best medicine, and these dentist tweets put that theory to the test. Next time a patient is nervous before an extraction, show them a few of these. They might laugh so hard they won’t need novocaine. (Keep it ready anyway.)
Below are 22 of our favorite funny dentist tweets, grouped by the dental moments everyone knows too well, plus tips for using humor like this on your dental social media.
What are the funniest dentist tweets?
The funniest dentist tweets turn everyday dental visits into jokes patients recognize instantly. Here are 22 of the best, sorted by theme so you can find the right one for your next post.
Dentist tweets catching the flossing lie
Flossing jokes are the most relatable dental humor on the internet, because almost everyone has crammed before a cleaning. These five say it best.
1. Simon Holland (@simoncholland), July 31, 2015
Flossing the day of a dentist appointment feels a lot like cramming for a history test you didn't study for but with more blood.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 31, 2015
2. Carbosly (@Carbosly), July 18, 2018
Dentist: (cleaning my teeth) Do you floss every day?
— Carbosly (@Carbosly) July 18, 2018
Me: (gargling on blood) Yes, why?
3. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn), February 20, 2017
I have a dentist appointment first thing tomorrow morning.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 20, 2017
If you need me, I'll be cramming six months worth of flossing into one night.
4. The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal), June 19, 2017
When my kids assure me they will clean up their mess, I know how my dentist must feel when I assure him I will floss.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) June 19, 2017
5. Floyd (@dafloydsta), November 30, 2016
COP: Know why I pulled you over?
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) November 30, 2016
ME: Because I didn't floss?
DENTIST: *rips off cop mask* I gotcha now, you son of a-
Small talk tweets in the dental chair
Trying to hold a conversation with your mouth wide open is a universal dental experience. These tweets capture the awkward chats, the misunderstandings, and the sneaky peeks at your bottom teeth.
6. Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett), May 31, 2017
[sits in dentist chair]
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) May 31, 2017
Just give me whatever made that kid scream "IS THIS REAL LIFE"
7. camila (@Camila_Cabello), November 15, 2016
when ur dentist starts talking to u but the whole time ur talking she's sneakin looks at ur bottom teeth pic.twitter.com/IpW33cr804
— camila (@Camila_Cabello) November 15, 2016
8. gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom), October 13, 2018
dentist: does anything hurt
— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) October 13, 2018
me: it all started when zayn left one direction
dentist: what
me: i said no
9. paperwash© (@PaperWash), June 4, 2015
Dentist: ok open up
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) June 4, 2015
"Well I guess it all started when my dad left..."
Dentist: no I mean-
Assistant: wait bill...let him finish
10. flowers (@somethinglovely), October 28, 2019
dentist: open up
— flowers (@somethinglovely) October 28, 2019
me: HA, so you can break my heart no thanks
dentist: ?????????????????????? what
me: oh you meant my mouth, haha my bad
dentist: you okay? wanna talk about it
me: no im fine
dentist: you sure??
me: *holding in tears* why does everyone leave me
11. slate (@PleaseBeGneiss), February 6, 2020
Dentist: open wide
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) February 6, 2020
Me: :)
Dentist: not your arms
Me: :(
12. Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse), June 14, 2016
Just flirtin with my dentist lul pic.twitter.com/aOPVnabnKZ
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) June 14, 2016
Tweets that sum up dental anxiety
Dental anxiety (feeling nervous or afraid about a dental visit) is common, and these tweets make it easier to laugh about. They’re a gentle way to tell nervous patients they’re not alone.
13. ms melece ms (@melecevida), July 3, 2021
I'm afraid to go to the dentist not because it will hurt, but because they will be so disappointed in me.
— ms melece ms (@melecevida) July 3, 2021
14. Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan), February 14, 2012
Going to the dentist is a great way to remind yourself what a coward you are.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) February 14, 2012
15. Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom), September 8, 2017
Me: what should I do?
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 8, 2017
Dentist: stop eating sugar, drinking coffee and wine, cut back on stress..
Me: right but like realistically
16. Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy), February 28, 2013
To sound important, when my dentist books my appointment 6 months away and asks, "Does 10am work?", I say,"Ugh, busy. How about 2?".
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) February 28, 2013
17. Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom), December 4, 2017
*tries to quietly unwrap a tootsie roll during a dental cleaning*
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) December 4, 2017
Tweets about kids at the dentist
Kids bring their own brand of chaos to the dental office, from the toothbrush aisle to the waiting room magazines. Parents and pediatric teams will recognize both of these.
18. Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom), June 8, 2016
My four year old spends the entire 6 month period between teeth cleanings standing in the dentist's office trying to choose a toothbrush.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 8, 2016
19. Simon Holland (@simoncholland), May 4, 2017
Schedule your dentist appointment early in the month so you can do the hidden picture in the Highlights magazine before some kid ruins it.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 4, 2017
Dentist tweets that are just plain silly
Some dental jokes don’t need a lesson or a point. These three are pure silliness, which makes them perfect for a Friday post.
20. AnOnion (@onion_an), June 10, 2015
Dentist: I'm going to take your tooth out
— AnOnion (@onion_an) June 10, 2015
Me: Ok then
[later that evening]
Dentist: Well this is nice
My tooth: I'm having a lovely time
21. Dan’s Lie of the Day (@DansLieOfTheDay), March 19, 2021
Fashion Alert! Skinny jeans are out. Paper dentist bibs are in.
— Dan's Lie of the Day (@DansLieOfTheDay) March 19, 2021
22. Hunter the Bounty Dog (@huntergraybeal), January 2, 2025
4 out of 5 introverted dentists recommend Colgate toothpaste, they guess, if that’s what you’d rather use.
— Hunter the Bounty Dog (@huntergraybeal) January 2, 2025
How can a dental practice use funny tweets on social media?
A dental practice can use funny tweets to show personality, start conversations, and slip in oral health reminders without sounding preachy. The key is to laugh with patients, never at them. Here are five easy ways to do it:
- Reshare with credit. Quote-repost the tweet on X, or share a screenshot on Instagram or Facebook with the original handle clearly visible. When you can, ask the poster first.
- Turn a tweet into a branded quote graphic. Recreate the joke in your practice’s colors and fonts so it fits the rest of your feed.
- Pair it with a flossing reminder. A flossing-cram joke is the perfect setup for “Your next cleaning is coming up. Start flossing tonight.”
- Use it as a caption prompt. Ask followers, “Be honest, when did you last floss?” Our funny dental caption ideas have more starters.
- Keep patients out of the joke. Never post humor about a real patient or anything that could identify one. Review the HIPAA rules for dental social media before you post.
Want to take it further? Act out a tweet as a short video. Our roundup of funny dental TikToks and Reels and our guide to dental marketing videos show how practices turn simple jokes into shareable clips.
Where can you find more funny dental content ideas?
You can find more dental humor and fun post ideas in our other roundups, from holiday campaigns to pop culture tie-ins. A few favorites:
- Fun dental marketing ideas your team will actually enjoy making
- 5 dental practices that rocked Halloween on social media
- Why Elf on the Shelf is great for dental marketing
- Super Bowl dental marketing ideas
- Dentist social media for Swifties and the Taylor Swift toothbrush album
- Iconic movie posters reimagined for dentistry
- Old toothpaste commercials worth a nostalgic repost
- The sexiest dentists roundup
For a full plan, browse our dental social media post ideas, dental Facebook post ideas, Instagram marketing for dentists, and dental contest ideas.
Did these tweets make you laugh? Us too. My Social Practice posts content like this for dental practices every week. See how our dental social media services can help your practice show its personality and grow.
Frequently Asked Questions
Should dentists use X (Twitter)?
Yes, if your patients are there. X is useful for quick, conversational posts and resharing dental humor, which helps a practice feel relatable and approachable. Most practices get more reach from Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok, so treat X as one channel in a mix and post where your local patients spend time.
Is it OK for a dental office to repost other people's tweets?
Generally, yes, if you use the platform’s built-in repost or quote tools, which keep the original author credited. If you screenshot a tweet for Instagram or Facebook, keep the handle visible and ask permission when you can. Don’t edit the joke to pass it off as your own. This isn’t legal advice.
What kind of humor works best on dental social media?
Relatable, lighthearted humor works best: flossing fibs, awkward chair-side chats, waiting room moments, and dental puns. Aim for jokes patients recognize from their own visits. Avoid anything that mocks patients, makes light of pain or dental fear in a hurtful way, or touches politics. When in doubt, laugh with patients, not at them.
How can I grow my dental social media?
Grow your dental social media with consistency, a distinct brand voice, regular engagement, and creative posts that invite people to comment and react. Mix humor with education, team spotlights, and contests. Reply to comments quickly, since conversations help your posts reach more people. A dental marketing partner can help you plan and stay consistent.
How often should a dental practice post on social media?
Post multiple times per week, and prioritize consistency over volume. A steady schedule keeps your practice top of mind, but only if the content is high quality and gets people to engage. Unique posts like team videos and relatable humor outperform generic stock images, so choose quality over filler whenever you have to pick.
Do funny posts help a dental practice get new patients?
Funny posts help indirectly. Humor earns likes, comments, and shares, which puts your practice in front of more local people and makes you feel familiar before they ever book. Pair entertaining posts with clear calls to action, then track what’s working. Our breakdown of dental social media ROI shows how to measure results.
About the Author: Megan Nielsen is an SEO strategist and the Grand Overlord of copywriting at My Social Practice. My Social Practice is a dental marketing company that offers a full suite of dental marketing services to thousands of dental practices throughout the United States and Canada.
