Social Media and AI Songs for Dentists
Have you ever heard of an “earworm”? Even if you’re not familiar with the term, you’ve definitely experienced one: a catchy tune that involuntarily pops into your brain over…and over…and over again. Log onto TikTok or Instagram, and you’ll see short-form videos jumping onto every new musical trend at lightning speed. Some even fight for noble causes, like begging McDonald’s to fix their ice cream machines while lip-syncing to Sabrina Carpenter.
While we always recommend putting a dental spin on any trending hashtag, a savvy dentist might wonder how to use an earworm in dental marketing. If you’re looking for some original social media content to dazzle your followers, consider a new way to create an earworm of your own: AI songs for dentists.
Using AI for Social Media
We’ve come up with some practical applications and ideas for this technology. Include specific details to give your songs some personality—you might be inspired to think of an even better concept.
We’ve included some examples with each idea, along with lyrics general enough that any practice can use them. Feel free to use these on your social media, and remember to tag My Social Practice on Instagram or Facebook!
AI Songs for Dentists
We’ve come up with some practical applications and ideas for this technology. Include specific details to give your songs some personality—you might be inspired to think of an even better concept.
We’ve included some examples with each idea, along with lyrics general enough that any practice can use them. Feel free to use these on your social media, and remember to tag My Social Practice on Instagram or Facebook!
Show Off Your Moves With a Seasonal Party Song
Some truths are self-evident, among them: Monster Mash is great. However, we think Dr. Vlad the Vampire Dentist just might be the next big thing in supernatural holiday party songs.
At the very least, this would make a great reel. Grab some plastic vampire fangs and get a little spooky for your social media accounts:
Dr. Vlad the Dentist
There’s a dentist in town, Dr. Vlad’s his name
His office is dark, lit by candle flame
He works late nights when the moon’s so high
Folks keep wondering about him
And I might know why
He treats every smile like a work of art
When he demands you floss it’s like a stake through the heart
He might seem a little spooky in the candlelight
But he throws a great party
On Halloween night
He’s a little bit eerie
In a cloak and a hood
But no one can deny
Wow, his teeth are so good
Dr. Vlad’s not a vampire, no not at all
He’s just a dentist
Though I admit he’s quite tall
Works by night in a spooky hall
But his dental care
Is supernatural
He avoids garlic bread and mirrors in kind
Pulling teeth’s a little bloody but he doesn’t seem to mind
His tools are sharp, and his fangs—I mean, teeth
Are the best in town
At least that’s the belief
Ignore the cape, the fangs
And the bat in flight
He’s just a normal dentist
Who works at night
Dr. Vlad’s not a vampire, no not at all
He’s just a dentist
Though I admit he’s quite tall
Works by night in a spooky hall
But his dental care
Is supernatural
Dr. Vlad’s office, it’s a curious sight
Candles flicker softly in the dead of night
He greets you with a smile, sharp and so bright
And reassures you kindly
“I don’t bite!
Dr. Vlad’s not a vampire, no not at all
He’s just a dentist
Though I admit he’s quite tall
Works by night in a spooky hall
But his dental care
Is supernatural
Create Your Practice Theme Song
Have you ever dreamed of starring in a TV show? AI can’t make that a reality, but you can certainly create your own practice theme song. Picture the opening of a classic family sitcom, and see if you can recreate it with a nice cozy version of your own:
Dental Dream Team
You’re new in town, lookin’ everywhere
For the best reviewed place in dental care
We don’t mean to brag
(Well, I guess we do)
But we’re a family dentist dream come true
Got a cavity? Has it been a while?
(Hey!)
We don’t judge, we’re just here to help you smile
Need some dental work? Oh, we understand
Don’t worry
It’s covered by your dental plan
You got a troubled past when it comes to shots
Novocaine? Last time it hurt a lot
We’ve got gentle hands and to cure the sting
You can watch your favorite show
On our TV ceiling
Got a cavity? Has it been a while?
(Hey!)
We don’t judge, we’re just here to help you smile
Need some dental work? Oh, we understand
Don’t worry
It’s covered by your dental plan
We know it’s hard when you need some help
Got a lot of dental horror stories you could tell
You can trust us here, you’re our number one
Plus our fluoride flavors include:
Bubblegum!
Got a cavity? Has it been a while?
(Hey!)
We don’t judge, we’re just here to help you smile
Need some dental work? Oh, we understand
Don’t worry
It’s covered by your dental plan
Introduce a New Product
Want patients to know you’re offering a new product? Sure, you could just post a generic graphic and caption, but why make a regular Facebook announcement when you could lip-sync to a clip from this absolute country banger?:
A Cowboy’s Tale
I been tellin’ my friends at the church potluck
That I went to the dentist in my pick-up truck
I said no to braces ’cause that’s not my style
But he sat on his tractor fixin’ me with a smile
He poured me a whiskey
And boy was it strong
Then he grabbed his guitar
And he played me a song
Son, have you ever heard of Invisalign?
Man, I reckon that you’re in for an awesome time
We’re gonna get your smile lookin’ mighty fine
Here’s your sign, get yourself Invisalign!
Since that fateful day my smile’s more than it seems
And it feels even better than a pair of blue jeans
I like to eat popcorn, so I pop them out
When I’m sat on the lake fishin’ up a good trout
He poured me a whiskey
And boy was it strong
Then he grabbed his guitar
And he played me a song
I think back on that day
Once in a blue moon
Now I got a guitar
And I’m tellin’ you too
Son, have you ever heard of Invisalign?
Man, I reckon that you’re in for an awesome time
We’re gonna get your smile lookin’ mighty fine
Here’s your sign, get yourself Invisalign!
Yee-haw!
Now, if I see a cowboy and he’s lookin’ blue
I ask “is it your braces?” and he says “it’s true”
I grab my guitar, say “I’ve got just the thing“
Then I open my mouth and then I start to sing
Son, have you ever heard of Invisalign?
Man, I reckon that you’re in for an awesome time
We’re gonna get your smile lookin’ mighty fine
Here’s your sign, get yourself Invisalign!
Share a Passion for Puns
What do dentists love? What do they really, really love? Dental jokes. They’re like dad jokes, but for dentists. Sometimes they’re both. Be a cool dad and a cool dentist by filming a reel featuring a pun-filled rap song:
Dental King
It’s time for jokes
Here we go
I won a dental award, see?
It’s just a little plaque
Tell my tooth to hang on
I’ll fill it in when I get back
I like to hang with my dentist
‘Cuz we Netflix and drill
My money’s in my mouth
‘Cuz I have a gold fill
You’ve got an appointment
See you at tooth-hurty
Which teeth should I brush, doc?
The ones you want sturdy
He said “you need a crown”
I said “nah, it’s no thing
Thanks for the offer
I’m already a king”
I saw a snowman today
And he had frostbite
I joke about my tooth
I hope it comes out right
Do your teeth play golf?
There’s a hole in one
The tooth fairy’s leaving bitcoin
Keeping up with inflation
You’ve got an appointment
See you at tooth-hurty
Which teeth should I brush, doc?
The ones you want sturdy
He said “you need a crown”
I said “nah, it’s no thing
Thanks for the offer
I’m already a king“
No, I can’t stop joking
‘Cuz I love dentistry
My puns are so corny
That my girlfriend’s leaving me
She begged me to stop
and I told her I can’t
The jokes are part of me
Like a dental implant
You’ve got an appointment
See you at tooth-hurty
Which teeth should I brush, doc?
The ones you want sturdy
He said “you need a crown”
I said “nah, it’s no thing
Thanks for the offer
I’m already a king”
I’m already a king
I’m a king
…Can I reschedule, though?
Get in Your Feelings With a Pop Bop
Late arrivals. IPhone distraction. Patients who claim they floss regularly when they definitely don’t. Artistic expression is good for the soul, so share your feelings about these common experiences (and reach some catharsis) through song and dance. Who needs therapy, anyway? (We’re kidding. This song, while catchy, is not intended to replace therapy):
Confessions From Dr. Me
My patients all have iPhones
They like to hold them up close
It would be fine if I could
Reach their teeth
My scaler and my mirror
Can’t help me see much clearer
I have to wait until this
Tik Tok’s done
I hope the battery dies soon…
I’d love to fix your cavity
I’ll do my job if you’ll just let me
This only ends in tragedy
Confessions from your dentistry
Yeah, confessions from doctor me
I think they might be lying
I’ll have to take up spying
They all insist they’re flossing
Every night
(Every single night?)
Can’t help but be suspicious
Maybe I’m just superstitious
These gums aren’t bleeding
I’m imagining
You know, you can just tell the truth
I’ll teach you how to floss your teeth
I’ll do my job if you’ll just let me
This only ends in tragedy
Confessions from your dentistry
Yeah, confessions from doctor me
You’re 60 minutes late
Our policy’s not fake
I’m sorry we’ll just have to reschedule
…Again
I’d love to fix your cavity
I’ll do my job if you’ll just let me
This only ends in tragedy
Confessions from your dentistry
Yeah, confessions from doctor me
AI Songs for Dentists—Try It!
When it comes to dental social media marketing, a little creativity can be rewarded with a lot of engagement. Patients love seeing their dentist having fun with TikToks and reels online. As you work on content, keep a few key points in mind:
- Effective dental marketing humanizes your practice. Don’t be afraid to look silly!
- Use keywords in hashtags and captions to maximize your dental SEO opportunity.
- Post regularly by filming plenty of content at once. You can clip the video and post snippets to stretch your footage.
- Respond to comments quickly to boost engagement and increase your videos’ viewers.
- Get patients involved! Ask patients if they’d like to lip-sync a line (after they sign a photo release).
AI tools have made creative content more accessible than ever before. Use them to create fun, engaging video content. Who knows? Maybe dental-related novelty songs will be the next big TikTok trend.
Additional Resources
Learn more about how to use AI to help boost your marketing strategy with these resources:
Dentistry 3.0: The Revolution of AI Dental Practice Marketing (Webinar)
Growing Your Practice With AI (Webinar)
Mastering AI Prompting for Dentists: The Powerful WWWAC Method
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I promote my dental clinic on Instagram?
Instagram is an excellent platform to encourage patient engagement and boost your dental practice’s overall visibility. The best way to use Instagram for dental marketing is to post regular, personable content. Keep an eye on social media trends and create your own version. Make sure to respond to comments quickly and share content on all of your social media platforms. Check out our list of Instagram tips for dentists for more inspiration.
Is TikTok good for dentists?
Absolutely! Plenty of dentists have embraced short-form content to engage with audiences. TikTok and other similar social media platforms can help dentists reach more potential patients than would be possible otherwise. TikTok helps build brand awareness, drive practice growth, and provide a space for you to educate and establish your expertise in your field.
How do I market myself as a new dentist?
A new dental practice will need a robust digital marketing strategy to compete locally. An effective plan includes thoughtful dental branding, a social media marketing strategy, website and local SEO, regular original content, reputation management, and more! A dental marketing company can help you determine your needs and how to compete with other practices in your area to maximize your chances for success.
What is the best marketing strategy for dental practices?
The best tactics for marketing depend on factors like location, demographics, and which dental specialties a practice offers. While there is no one-size-fits-all strategy for dental marketing, some methods are generally successful and can be applied in every campaign:
- A fast, appealing dental website
- Reputation management and review acquisition
- Google Business Profile optimization and local SEO
- A social media marketing strategy
- A regularly updated dental blog
Contact a dental marketing company like My Social Practice for a consultation to learn about which strategy will best promote your business.
About the Author: Megan Nielsen is an SEO strategist and the Grand Overlord of copywriting at My Social Practice. My Social Practice is a dental marketing company that offers a full suite of dental marketing services to thousands of dental practices throughout the United States and Canada.